Dolphins are known to be quitehorrible yet cute creatures. They attack, and then promptly play with, the corpse of anything unfortunate enough to cross paths with them. They are known to travel in packs. More recently dolphins are found to have special secretions only found with their species.
During reproduction, Dolphins will secrete a substance akin to jellyfish jelly from sponkbib. this jelly has been found to stimulate the sexual organs of the dolphins(both male and female) when secreted, to note it seems that the effect of the jelly do not apply to the dolphine whom produced this, likly a way god intended to stop the horny bastards from masturbating so much. the effects are nothing short of incredible, when scientists monitered the brain of dolphins who had it rubbed over their reproductive organs, it was found that they climax approximatly every 1 to 3 seconds.
When discovered, scientists wondered how the aphrodisiac would react if rubbed onto other mammels. First they tried a chimpanze, which, when tied down and slathered, near imediatly got aroused and became a 'fountain of semen' acording to one very flustered female scientist. This however killed the chimp only after 15 minutes, when it sucumed to an anuerism
After further testing it was found, when digested, the effects where nullified to a more practicle level. This new finding caused the forced entrapment of dolphins around the world. Many products and lubricants used the jelly, along with a new flavor of monster called 'Dolphin Dick' wich promised an increased sex drive and more titilating climaxes. New categorise of fetishes arized when popular Only Fans models started to "get it from the source" and have intercourse in aquariums with the collected dolphin jelly. Sadly, many models die due to anuerisms before being able to post the videos, as so this genere is considered hard to find and, for some of the more unfortunate creators, considered zoophilia as the dolphins play with, and fuck, the dead bodies.
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